(n) A child that is being annoying, therefore they shall be called a goober. When they don't listen or do something silly, you call them goober. A lighthearted term.
"Hey, can you pass me a chip?"
"No, they're all mine"
"You're such a goober."
by sngoob September 24, 2022
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Someone who is overly silly and does things that are “goober” like.
Elijah wore a saint pattys day hat and it ain’t even saint patty’s day bro.

Harry just sent me a pic of his butt bro, what a goober 🤭
by hailstorm2343 February 19, 2023
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Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.
by kmill345 December 30, 2009
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A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
by Kragoth December 26, 2012
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noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot
When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.
by gofccyourself March 13, 2019
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(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober
"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno
by midgetben August 12, 2005
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