ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg.
by Smotts March 9, 2005
I just gomesed in my pants.
by Kewl Kid March 7, 2005
Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
A person who personifies one or more of the following words (among others): stupid, odd, nonsensical, oblivious, inconsequential, dopey, goofy, absurd, bizarre, laughable
most commonly used to describe someone participating in some sort of shenanigans or simply someone looking retarded as fuck
most commonly used to describe someone participating in some sort of shenanigans or simply someone looking retarded as fuck
Example 1: "HAHAHAHA!! guy's over there dancin' like a fucking gome!"
Example 2: *spots a small group of guys wearing either ed hardy shirts or tanks"
"look at these fucking gomes"
Example 2: *spots a small group of guys wearing either ed hardy shirts or tanks"
"look at these fucking gomes"
by Adrastea January 13, 2014
Last night, I gomed her.
by superandy & the cobra June 18, 2009
That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005