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1.
The act of violating the splash zone (Taking the middle urinal between two men) Also striking up conversation when residing within the splash zone. This is an extreme violation of almost all the bathroom related man-laws
Dude that guy just pulled a GOLDHABER.

Man did you see that guy take the stall between those two guys? What a goldhaber.

Damn you goldhaber don't look and talk about my junk
by DirtyMarshmallow March 06, 2008