waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.