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The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.
Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.
by Lorpsie the Dragon January 03, 2010
The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
by Schnozz January 07, 2013
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