A way of telling people to fuck off
first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"
by David dDd Davidson March 22, 2010
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In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.
John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.
by PizzaGuy112 December 29, 2011
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A phrase used in Celebration of a feat accomplished through unmatched awkward hustle. Should be said as the second half of a complete sentence including what feat is being celebrated. Coined by the greatest right fielder in the history of the Philadelphia phillies, hunter pence. While it is not necessary to have monster lats to use this phrase, it is hilly recommended.
Sarge - "what was going through your head as you rounded third scoring the wining run?"
Hunter Pence - "good game, let's go eat"

Rachel - "what'd you think of that."
Bob - "good Dutch rudder, let's go eat"
by Hunter pence's lats August 3, 2011
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An alternative to other phrases like "bite me" "eat me" "fuck you" or "fuck off
Perv: So baby... whadda say you and me...

Lady: GO EAT YOURSELF! >:l
by Faye Von Castro July 9, 2011
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Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.
Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"
by Xx-dark-angel-xX June 12, 2007
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it means go take a hike or screw you bc you are a bad person bc a bat is the source of coronavirus
After Rachel cheated on me I told her to go eat a bat
by herkaj April 1, 2020
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