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When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.
Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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