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The Father of all that exists. He created the universe and everything in it. He created every person in his own image. He loves man more then any person will ever be able to imagine. He loved the world so much that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to die for us on the cross. Then He rose Christ on the third day and Christ ascended into Heaven to sit at the right hand of God. God is greater then everything in the universe combined, including Satan. The Holy Word of God is the Bible. The Bible is God in a wordly form. The Bible is the truth. God and His Son Jesus Christ is the only thing any man give put any faith into. He is worthy and just and loving and he is unimaginably powerful. God loves us all, but if you do not repent and except His Son Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior He will cast judgement upon on. If you do except his Son as your Lord and Savior, God will prepare you a place in Heaven where you will live in pure paradise with Him either when you die or until the rapture. If the rapture happens while you are still living you will be taken into Heaven to live with God and His Son Jesus, until the day Jesus comes back and sets up His Eternal Kingdom on Earth. God is all knowing and Allmighty and the only living God. If you repent and except Christ as Lord and Savior, God will never lose you, your spirit will be safe in His hands for etnerity. God, His Son Jesus Christ, and the Word of God (the Holy Bible) are the only things I truly, no doubt in my mind believe in. God is so great that no one will ever understand. He loves us all and He sent His Son, Christ, to die for us. No one deserves His forgiveness, but if you repent and accept his Son He will forgive you.
"For God so loved the world so much that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save it through Him."

John 3:16-17
by Christian3sport January 27, 2008
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003