1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
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