As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 11, 2022
A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 10, 2014
by Itz _meh I'm a tik toker October 14, 2019
Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.
by Banana_hammeck December 21, 2021
by tiziofreddo May 6, 2005
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oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp
by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020