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When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.
The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.
by saladsforlife February 06, 2010