one who is overly preppy, fratastic, Republican. such an individual is typically in possession of Croakies, a Polo shirt, and Sperry Top-Siders.
"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."
by wordcraft April 16, 2006
A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.
Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!
by Claypool08 August 15, 2007