Top Definition
A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good


The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee
Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice
by Krieger69 March 10, 2008
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