2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!