Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
by Lick the Toes Dawg May 8, 2009
The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
by Herbert Schweffe August 19, 2018
A strong adhesive that, while not specifically labeled such, is not designed to be used as a hair product.
Woman - "I ran out of hair spray so I used gorilla glue spray."
Nurse - "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Nurse - "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
by Connor Finn February 10, 2021
A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
by gay bhiiiiioy July 14, 2019
Someone who does things that are so questionable, and plain out stupid, that they have to be sniffing glue in order for them to even come to that decision.
by FoamerBoner May 19, 2019
the guy who helps everyone work together; the leader on the team
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role
Shane Battier is the glue guy on the Miami Heat. He rarely plays but is great at helping everyone get along and moving things in the right direction.
by guybrodudemanfriend December 27, 2016
A "Glue Head" is a person who sniffs or "huffs" solvent and or petroleum based adhesives. Prolonged inhalation of the fumes from these products produces a state of inebriation that some find pleasurable. The downside of this behavior (if you want to call it that) is that it causes brain damage.
Glue heads are easy to spot if you know what to look for. Outward signs that someone is a glue head include: extreme stupidity, slurred speech, general lethargy and a proclivity for watching Spanish infomercials even though they don't speak Spanish.
"That motherfuckin' glue head couldn't find his ass with both hands"
"That motherfuckin' glue head couldn't find his ass with both hands"
by Father Pat MyGroin July 28, 2006