Gloriana Elizabeth

The drink commonly known by traitorous scabs as "Bloody Mary," consisting of tomato juice and vodka with tobasco sauce. This superior alternative hails her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I (b. 1533, d. 1603), England's greatest monarch.

Also known as "Glory Lizzie."

"I like my Glory Lizzies extra spicy and served to me by a naked pageboy."

by Diane Mohr July 22, 2005