counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

Glockie 

Nickname for "Glock" the handgun.

"Whenever I step outside the house I keep that glockie on me" from Diamonds Dancing by Drake feat. Future

Glockie by nbild August 5, 2016

Glockwash 

The act of taking ones own life by placing your lips around a handgun, typically a Glock, and pulling the trigger.

This class is so dull I might just Glockwash.

Glockwash by Stumpkat July 6, 2018

Anti-clockwise

The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.

Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.

Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."

David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."

Craig: "Urgh..."

Anti-clockwise by Jeffrey Douglas February 10, 2007

Anti Clockwise Licks 

When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan

Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck

Anti Clockwise Licks by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020

counter clockwise umpa lumpa 

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

counter clockwise umpa lumpa by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm 

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm by Freissner January 2, 2009