1. A small town in rural Australia known for its large population of geriatrics and pregnant teenagers.
2. A very, very cold hole.
3. A small, isolated, area in NSW where men where skirts and the women have beards.
4. Death's waiting room.
GUY: hey, we're about to pass through Glen Innes, should we lock the car doors?
Guy1: Hey, want to visit Glen Innes for the Beardies festival??
Guy2: I'd rather eat dirt and die.