| 1. | Glass of win | ||
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A large beverage containing:
lemonade at least two varieties of fruit squash, and orange juice. This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga. A glass of win keeps the Fail away.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money. A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death. |
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