Top Definition
1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
by noartificialflavor June 21, 2009

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