Panda in the Grotto 

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.

Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!

Panda in the Grotto by B-West February 4, 2008

giotts 

instead of saying "giggling immaturely off to the side", say giotts!

(*thats pronounced, "gee-ahh-ts"*)

a newly invented word used by many players on LastChaos =)

Player1: (says something awkwardly perverted, but funny)
Player2: wow dude, thats really wrong!
Player3: yea i kno. like TMI!!!
Player4: *hehe* giotts!!!

giotts by ThornCarver =D January 28, 2008

Grotto Monster 

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

Grotto Monster by DR Griffin July 28, 2009

Gitto 

A Gitto is one who behemoth the characteristics of Buddha, Jesus, Bubaji, Moses etc. A Gitto also posses the physical strength of Hercules plus the speed of the Flash. Not to mention the compassion of one Lyn Scully.

Bloke: Dayumnnn! look at that gurrrl go!

Bloke #2: By jingoes that is one hell of a Gitto!

Gitto by Zomon April 16, 2011

Grotto Speak 

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

Grotto Speak by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

love grotto 

An outdoor place where two people can make love.

The Roman wall area in the movie Tristan & Isolde was a love grotto.

love grotto by Italian Stallion c/o Nick "Ubergeek" Payne May 28, 2006

Grotto 

A large stick, preferably with alot of branches sticking out in all directions.

Hailey- Woah, look at that huge grotto!
Julia- OMG let's go carry it around, show it off to our friends

Grotto by hailey sturk & julia maxwell May 2, 2009