by chance and conner are gay June 22, 2007
I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.
by Frank Grimes May 30, 2005
When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.
(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"
by SBrotato October 4, 2014
by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019
Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
To punch a woman,who has diarrhea, in the stomach while she is standing on her head, thus makeing her shoot poo from her anus
by nate the snake August 27, 2012
the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd
by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011