getting janiced hard

Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right

Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky

by DanTheImpailer February 11, 2022

im getting hard

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on

Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard

by Lil Jo November 30, 2021

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com September 20, 2007

getting hard or hardly getting?

Pun that employs a very clever sexual innuendo.

Hey Jon, are you getting hard or hardly getting? Just kidding we know your not getting anything at all.

by Philler tha Killer January 27, 2010

when life gets hard suck something hard

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

by swaggymaddie January 7, 2022

DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

go touch grass you horny bitch

go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

by ah hoiza cha cha bing chilling December 28, 2022

TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.

Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

by Presidentrolf March 26, 2020