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just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned 

getting stroked 

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
getting stroked by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

Getting stoned with two birds 

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out
Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting my boots smoked 

Really good sex.
Just got done getting my boots smoked.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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