Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...