Get Your Hand Off It

Australian phrase:
1. A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

2. A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.

"You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!"
"Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen."

by arkanis50 January 7, 2005

Get your hand off it

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 16, 2009