Right handed pitcher selected first overall by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 2011 MLB draft. Played college ball at UCLA 2009-2011. Selected in the first round by the New York Yankees in 2008 out of high school but turned them down to go to college. Fastball ranges from 96-100 mph.
by colefan October 19, 2011
A big ass bucket of lard that nobody fucking likes that gets beat by his alcoholic dad for his floppy fucking titties.
by Zucc me June 29, 2019
by B.. June 17, 2021
a name for a stinky american dude whose older brother is 10000% the hot one. gerrits will always suck SO badly at uno and connect four (irrefutable fact) 💀❌❌. he also talks to 12 year olds online every weekend
by 100% not jessica September 4, 2021
Gerrit is a typical german guy with really small dick but is very friendly and underrated person.He is very smart and loves helping his friends and is very supportive but he can also be mean if he neads to.
by Blondegirl03 November 22, 2021
Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.
Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.
by TowelEater June 17, 2023