To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.
Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.
Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
by anon5555 October 7, 2009
Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.
"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"
"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
by RJJ July 9, 2006
Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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by mebogal May 4, 2014
the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.
one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy November 21, 2007