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The great president who has scored yet another victory: the successful voting process in Iraq as well as very much fewer attack incidents than expected. That's a decisive victory to rack up even more points along with his previous accomplishments:
1.) Helping to stop further attacks on September 11, 2001.
2.) Giving much financial aid to those families affected by the events of 9/11.
3.) Reverting the economic disaster left by the recession of the Clinton Administration.
4.) Shattering the Taliban and their military infrastructure, leaving them virtually unable to launch effective attacks and incapacitating their status as a cohesive military force.
5.) Establishing new freedom and ending the oppression of Afghanistani people by Bin Laden's Taliban army.
6.) Sending food and financial aid to the starving Afghanistani people.
7.) Revitalizing and seriously increasing funding for our military.
8.) Successfully preventing any and all terrorist attacks on our soil by sending our troops into Afghanistan and Iraq. (Not one incident since 9/11)
9.) Overthrowing Saddam's regime and crushing the Republican Guard within a month or so after American forces entered Iraq.
10.) Capturing of Saddam Hussein in December 2003 by our troops.
11.) Strengthening ties with Canada.
12.) Putting a temporary governor in control of Iraq's government.
13.) Easily gaining support and troops from Great Britain for the War on Terrorism.
14.) Keeping taxes low for the American people.
15.) Winning a second presidential term.
I predict that Al-Zarqawi being captured will be yet another victory soon to come to George W. Bush. The Social Security reform plan should be completely in place by the end of his term, too.
by Ryan Jones January 30, 2005
 
1.
Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.
Way to go, Dubya.
by AYB April 08, 2003
 
2.
only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart
Mama always said stupid is as George W Bush does
by scarppy August 27, 2003
 
3.
A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.
That's not a president, that's a prostitute!
by Beelzebob May 22, 2003
 
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George W Bush is America's greatest village idiot.
by Stoneur August 09, 2003
 
5.
Perhaps the worst, most hypocritical, idiotic president the U.S. has ever had in office (and anyone who supports him and his war effort in the Middle East needs a foot broken up into his/her ass and his/her facts straightened out).
George W. Bush is a dick!
 
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A reason to move to Canada.
I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!
by John September 01, 2004
 
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He's our current president. I am a very Christian person and I hate the man. Yes, he's Christian but he doesn't seem to get separation of church and state. And I don't get how you could say abortions are a sensless waste of life yet send innocent people off to war and blow up people in an underdeveloped country for shady reasons. And I'm sick of the conservatives calling themselves 'normal people' and 'patriots'. I have a normal, boring life and I love my country, but I could never love GWB.
ignorance plain and simple.
by Brienne January 24, 2004