when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.
by Johnny March 13, 2004
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1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee
by yerpp February 26, 2008
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Someone who is considered a stud. A smart kid who is generally half Asian and half English. He has to be tall and athletic, and good at sports like soccer and football.
Yeah! He looks like a Geoffrey Nash!
by datLPchick December 9, 2010
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Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.
Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?
by Jim February 13, 2005
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Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.
by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022
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When a gay man has sex with a straight female
“My gay best friend got drunk and had Geoffrey sex with me
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He’s a 2007 User of urban dictionary

(if you own this name I’m probably not talking about you unless ur user is the guy im talking about)

No I’m not friends with him I just liked his Piece of Piss thing.

First definition was in 04, 2007
Has made it onto the Home Page of urban dictionary In 2021 - 2022
I miss Geoffrey Menage
um who?
by Α January 25, 2022
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