by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
Man: I just started playing genshin impact
Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?
Man: Don’t you have money?
Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!
Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc
Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.
Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!
Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?
Man: Don’t you have money?
Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!
Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc
Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.
Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!
by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022
The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.
To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.
To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.
Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER
spends life savings
spends life savings
by mayo in a jar September 25, 2022
Shitty grinding mobile game where all the characters are so pale your eyes will fucking bleed. You know how using light mode makes peoples eyes burn? Yeah turn that eyestrain into copy paste characters that all look like the same fucking person just copy pasted over and over with different hairstyles and outfits slapped on. They have a few kid characters "who are actually 200 years old" to pander to disgusting pedophiles.
Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.
fuck this game i hope it dies
Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.
fuck this game i hope it dies
Larry: Wow did you know there's a color thats lighter than white?
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF
by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023
A free-to-play-to-pay-win anime-inspired open-world, RPG gacha game created by miHoYo, released September 28, 2020. Touted for being one of the most advanced gacha games on the market to date. The game is heavily focused on exploring and grinding items, gear and materials to level up characters. These characters can be obtained through the system known as "wishing" where most desired/popular characters are locked behind a very low success rate of less than 1%. While the game may seem very ambitious it does very little creatively. It takes core mechanics from games like Zelda: Breath of the Wild and leans very heavily on anime tropes. Character voice-acting tends to be over the top, high-pitched and can be quite grating. The plot is very average and only serves as a starting line for your adventures. Much like most gacha/anime, there is a heavy focus on (bad) fanservice. Many of the female characters are dressed in very revealing outfits, body physics are over-the-top with an over-sexualization of young "loli" characters. Often times, the characters will be referred to as "waifu" (female) or "husbando" (male). People who enjoy these heavy anime stylized influences often times are referred to being a "otaku" (essentially "nerd") or weeaboo. Both terms are mostly used as derogatory where weeaboo is more closely associated with somebody of Western (United States) world who is heavily involved in anime/Japanese culture, often times with a over-the-top obsession.
by Lesser Evil October 20, 2020
Goofy Ahh Kid: Heya dude! Do you wanna play Genshin Impact?
Intellectual: You mean Gayshit Impact? Oh fuck no.
Intellectual: You mean Gayshit Impact? Oh fuck no.
by Cheeky Gaming August 20, 2022
A godawful game that people hype up too much for no goddamn reason. The game has terrible gameplay, in which you walk around random grassland areas and spam your mouse button, and the characters you can unlock are not even worth it. Many Genshin fans will swear the game has deep lore, but the lore is nonexistent. The fact people have spent their wallets for this terrible game is baffling. Please, never waste a second on this garbagecan of a game.
"I wasted 500 dollars and 2 years trying to get Venti in Genshin Impact!"
" This is why you get no women."
" This is why you get no women."
by KorekiyoShingujisAnthropology March 19, 2021