The boyfriend of an attractive girl that you wanna hate but really, he's a great guy.
Chet: Yo man, that girl is hot as the devils dick.
Brett: Don't bother... she's got a boyfriend.
Chet: Whatta fucking asshole. He must literally be the scum of the earth.
(enter boyfriend presenting girl with an assortment of truffles)
Brett: I don't know... he seems like a Generic Derrick.