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The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...

There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
A sweet girl, honest in friendship, shy and curious, too nice to be dislike and randomly wild that likes to move her body to the Rhythm of the music, but has a dearly heart.
She is the type of friend you would call Geisi
Geisi by chapirruriz91 April 19, 2011
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You are just too lucky by finding a girl with this very rare name, she is just not overrated in any type of way. It is impossible even dislike this type of girl, & if so, is just haters, nothing new. Smart, Honest, trustworthy, and loving person. Usually has captivating eyes, basically can be the most wonderful girlfriend. Cool as hell! She ain't coming off of her last name which is having fun, til the one with enough balls is capable to change that. Her body tastes like honey, her vagina is such a source of sticky sweet & good as a tight virgin. Sort of freaky, so she must be pleasure. Once you meet Geisi is impossible to forget, you will not find drug around compare to what you'll find in her. All you gotta do is get to know her, this definition is not quite of how amazing a Geisi is.
-You know Geisi?
-Geisi who?
-Yes, Geisi!
-What's up with her?
-man that, uhmm uhmm she's just addictive.
Geisi by sex-ybeauty August 7, 2012

Geisting 

Geisting can be easily confused with ghosting. Geisting is more when a undefined relationship drains on your energy sexually because the partner is around, hovering, but does not commit to you emotionally. Therefore causing one to feel confused, disoriented and withdrawn from the healthier aspects of there life. Often, the person who is the victim of geisting is asked by family and friends to "not go into the light" that is blinding them about the red flags in the relationship.
Karrie Ann:. Bob and I are kicking it, but I don't know where this is going?
Tiffany:. What does he say?
Karrie Ann:. He says that WHEN I let you in emotionally , you will have all of me.
Tiffany:. Ah! He's just the geisting the p*ssy.

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
Theodor Geisel by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Icelandic geiser 

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
Icelandic geiser by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.
Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.
Gadsden Geiser by Smitty bros January 3, 2020