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Someone who who buys the latest gadget/software then posts a speedily written (or filmed) review of the product simply in order to look cool to his or her geek friends.
Geek-consumer.
"Joe1978 is such a geeksumer, he hadn't even taken the wrapper off before he filmed his 'in-depth review'
by kerfoofle November 04, 2010