An insult that combines the deragatory terms of "gay" and "retard". It is not intended to offend greatly but just something to say when someone's behavior is worthy of such a title. It is also preferable to write it on a friend's AP Bio notes upside down where it would then become gaytarb.
"You are being such a gaytard!"

"Hey, stop getting me in trouble with the teacher, you gaytard!"
by Seamus Aimney March 14, 2005

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A person whose recognition of his or her obvious homosexuality is unreasonably delayed. See also in the closet.
The film Milk, starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, proposed that his assassin Dan White was a gaytard.

Mike: "I was a total gaytard: it took me three years and thousands of dollars in therapy to realize I liked men."
by TaraChase July 20, 2009

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Something that's just really gay + retarded. Most times it's used as an insult.
You're so gaytarded!
by Polli May 31, 2005

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Somewhere between retard and a homosexual
Johnathong is a GAYTARD
by tim May 22, 2003

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something you call someone when they have just said something so retarded that your grandma thinks its cool.
you are such a gaytard
by me April 06, 2005

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When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.
"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"
by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004

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A person who has sexual feelings towards the same sex, and is also a retard.
Drporkchop is a fucking gaytard! What kind of name is that anyways!?

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