Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during a game

Magic J: Here buddy have some of my Gatorade
Guy: Oh wow thanks Buddo!
Magic J: "laughs" Ha you faggot loser, i have aids and they were in my Gatoradey, You now have Gator-Aids!
Man: No my virginity is ruined!!

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 16, 2017

Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Florida Gators

Florida Gators are the best SEC team out there.

Guess who always beats the Tennessee Vols? Flordia Gators always beat them.
Florida Gators best team in SEC

by Peter wabbit February 10, 2022

Sea Gator

A person who doesn't look like they belong somewhere. (Alligators don't belong in the sea, get it?)

"There was a kid with a Hollister sweater in Hot Topic today. He looked like such a Sea Gator."

by burythescenequeen September 8, 2011

gator repelent

Rubbing cum all over your naked body to ensure you aren't eaten by a gator on a Ragnar trail run.

Erika had cum sprayed all over her body to avoid the gators on the Ragnar trail run. She loved the gator repelent.

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017