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Gashtronomy is the study of pussy with a particular focus on gourmet, exquisite and posh pussy. One who is well versed in gashtronomy is called a gashtronaut, while a gashtronomist is one who unites theory and practice in the study of gashtronomy
Tom: "So what are you off to study at University?"
Callum: "I'm gonna major in gashtronomy"
by Pennyberrell March 07, 2014