A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.
After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.
by Spring83n November 30, 2012
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The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
by phat_phuc October 30, 2014
The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole
Stop garretting and give me candy
by tjm420 November 07, 2014