by J.D.House December 2, 2009
he is a very fat shirtless hairy man steals small children and takes them into his basement and then rapes them
by howdyoj November 30, 2020
putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)
I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves
by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011
The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.
Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
Is this order to dine in or Gareth Southgate?
Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate
Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate
by Stevie_j91 July 18, 2018
A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
by Jace March 26, 2005