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Gallon Red 

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.
Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red
Gallon Red by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007
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