by bluuah June 22, 2008
Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.
Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.
Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.
Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.
Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
I've been carrying his sorry, weak ass all through this workout. Send that shithead to Gainesville, Massachusetts.
by cptpatman April 27, 2014
As you are banging out a girl, you choke a bitch until she passes out. At that point, you continue to pound that hoe as you do the Heimlich Maneuver to revive the skank. Once she awakens, you quickly jump on her chest and skull bang her pretty little face...
Yeah last night was crazy... I gave the Gainesville gagger to two hoes after they wouldn't let me give them an Alabama Hot Pocket...
by Al Canyon November 14, 2008
Gainesville Middle School is a hell hole that makes you want to die. The people here are hoes and all the guys are whores thank you for coming to my ted talk.
It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!
Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁
It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!
Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁
by Hoes maddd May 23, 2019
Gainesville is know as the number one school full of hoes including the guys everyone be trying to get in there pants this school is known for having fights every single day in they just don’t know how to control themselves most of the time there always doing drugs or having sex or skipping. But other then that everyone be thinking they own the shit that there the shit. They always try to act cool. Everyone is in there own little groups where they talk shit about other people.
by Red flag October 18, 2021
When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021