A well-rounded fellow who has tremendous humor and a loving heart. He has beautiful blue eyes, a handsome face, and a really sexy body. He helps people, and doesn't talk to people he doesn't know or like the presence of. He knows how to love his girlfriend, and together they make a perfect pair. He hates sluts and bitches but has respect for older music. This Pop shit is bullshit to him. He likes Studio Ghibli and adores his cats Gregory and Joey. He hates stupid people who can't drive, and doesn't enjoy loud bitches. He makes an exceptional boyfriend.
Consider yourself very lucky to have a Gage as a friend or even boyfriend. He has your back and knows how to successfully escape cops in GTA using a SWAT Truck obtaining at least a 4 star wanted level. In real life he always has his Glock to solve any problems in the way, and is amaing at whatever he does.
So I tried to make a really sweet loving only post about Gage, and didnt get published so let's try this shit again and get published, bitch.
"No I sure wish I did though. I know Nathan."
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Speaking of 1931 - we did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected gage. That was our cute little name for marijuana, and it was a misdemeanor in those days. Much different from the pressure and charges the law lays on a guy who smokes pot - a later name for the same thing which is cute to hear nowadays. We always looked at pot as a sort of medicine, a cheap drunk and with much better thoughts than one that's full of liquor. But with the penalties that came, I for one had to put it down though the respect for it (gage) will stay with me forever. I have every reason to say these words and am proud to say them. From experience.
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.