Gaffles 

Ghetto waffles.

Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.)
• 1 cup of minced collard greens
• 1 cup of two week old milk
• 1/4 cup of grape soda
• 1/4 cup of malt liquor
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Ex1:
"Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!"

Ex2:
Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles.

Ex2:
Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?"
Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."

Gaffles by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011

gaffle 

to steal

Crackhead bitch gaffled my wallet while I was in the bathroom.

gaffle by Loremaster September 17, 2002

Gaffled 

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully

Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.

Gaffled by Nom de plume October 27, 2004

GAFFLE 

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)

The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" another agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything". It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.

GAFFLE by Jungle June 18, 2006

gaffle pirately 

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

gaffle 

v. - to steal

Some fool gaffled my stereo!

gaffle by Jay-byrd July 23, 2003

GAFFLE 

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)

The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" one agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything" It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.

GAFFLE by Jungle June 22, 2006