GPA
A very diluted system built to advertise that it assesses a student's knowledge but really means nothing in the job market.
Recruiter: Your 4.00 GPA does not substitute for no experience sir.

Interviewee: What? But my university advisor says differently!

Recruiter: Sorry but she is wrong and I can clearly see you cannot actually do anything useful outside the classroom.
by RJW1000 October 17, 2014
Abbrievation for "grandpa", or "grandfather".

Grandfather (noun):

A patronly figure that you spend a lot of time with, your "grandfather" figure. Someone "cool" in an "old-person" sort of way.

Grandfather (adjective):
Something/one that is "old school".
1. "Dude, this has been so great to get icecream. You are like a/my grandpa!"
2. "This vintage clock is sooo g-pa, man, take a look!"
by Meowmixmeowmeow June 23, 2010
GPA
Get Pussy Action

What guys say when they get pussy and what girls say when they're getting dick.

1.0 = failing all classes so you find yourself masturbating at home alone
2.0 = you are getting some action though you may have to paperbag it
3.0 = the poon you are swimming in is a 7 or above
4.0 = you're running the block, threesomes are readily available, calling the shots
Dad: My GPA is looking good tonight!
Friend: You're 50 man, what are you talking about?
Dad: My main bitch got some new panties I'm bout to check out.
Friend: Well shiet bro go tear that pussy up!
by az1@nChick June 11, 2014
Gym. Protein. Alcohol.
Now that I have a full-time job offer for after graduation, I only care about getting my G.P.A. on, rather than keeping my academic GPA up.
by dommycyaa February 27, 2011
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