When your girl falls asleep before sex you are forced to masturbate. Just before the finish you walk over to her sweet sleeping face and shoot it all over her closed eyes thinking to yourself 'yeah that's right...fall asleep again'. Your girl wakes up but cannot open her eyes.
Last night my wife fell asleep so I glued her ass.
by Tempest7886 February 15, 2015
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A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!
They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!
by Starchylde January 29, 2015
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when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.
"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"
by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008
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Wtf you talking about? You all glued up or what, bitch?
by Owly1 July 28, 2017
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GLU is acronym for Guys Like Us. GLU is a gay asians, and friends social group in San Diego, CA. Women are not excluded, but none are members, it's a gay men's group.

GLU Juice - a combination of alcohols, which must include either tequilla or rum, and sweet juice. Served at GLU parties, drunk by those who want to get wasted fast. Usually self-served in a sangria bowl, or in a cooler.
"I'm not wasting time waiting for the bartender, I'll grab some GLU juice to get started."

"Damn the GLU juice is too strong, get some ice and throw it in."

"Girl, I'm getting drunk on this GLU juice shit."
by Sylvester Clemente July 21, 2009
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when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.
"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"
by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008
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