Abbreviation for God Forsaken Monday. Used in a manner similar to SOL, Where the letters are all pronounced individually and not together as a word.
Employee 1: How was work today?
Employee 2: Shitty, but what can you expect it is GFM.
Employee 1: Oh Yea, I hate GFM!
I had been going to the Pike Hill medical centre for just about all of my life. But my doctor had just retired and my best friend Shelley had come with me to meet my new doctor. I was called in to the room and Shelley came to. Inside was a fantastically gorgeous young man. I almost fell to my knees as I saw his face. During the appointment he was mega flirty with Shelley, and I can see why. (she's an incredibly busty blonde.) Shelley flirted back and I felt a bit left out. The Doctor asked lots of questions and typed the answers into his computer. The doctor stared at me for a second and then asked me to get up apon the bed. I did so and then he started to kiss me. I kissed back and then our tongues met. He rubbed his hand through my hair and then kissed down to my neck. He was a brilliant kisser. He got lower and took off my shirt. He sucked on my nipple and I let out a deep groan. He then rubbed his hands up my leg and pulled down my underwear. He undid his buttons and I felt a huge cock in my wet pussy. I screamed and he pushed in again.
"oh yes! oh yes! more! MORE!" I shouted. I suddenly felt another pair of lips on mine. Shelley had jumped on the bed and started kissing me passionately. I was not a lesbian, and neither was she, but she must have been so damn horny. I was screaming from The doctor fucking me and making out with Shelley at the same time. Shelley moved down and the doctor stopped fucking me. I felt Shelley lick my tummy and then suck around my pussy. Th...
genuine funny man.
"To be a GFM you need to have balls, wit, humour, and testicles." - JayZ
-Basically the epitome of witticism
-Hard as fuck
Both an adjective and a noun.
1) "Speedy Gonzales is such a GFM"
2) "I'm GFM, STFU"
3) "Charlebois' party last night had GFM shenanigans"
Girlfriend material. She ain't a hoe she is the kind of girl you could date & bring home to your mother.
This girl is GFM.
Girl Friend Mabey?
Kid 1: your a great person, GFM?
Kid 2: KK bbe
Get Fuckin Money
Used when one does something badass or manly
you asked her to prom?!?!? gfm bro