A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
by JNJ April 23, 2005
Top Definition
(proper noun) The only bear made famous for having an embarrasing condition called alopecia. He was later immortalized in song that led to his tragic death. He was found face down with traces of honey comb on his mouth and an empty bottle of propecia stuck to his sticky, honey covered paw while that fateful song had been set to "repeat" on his ipod.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair"
by crzymeanbtch February 07, 2010
A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!
by USP August 22, 2006
1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.
1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!
by 1025 January 03, 2005
'A Bear with no hair'
A large gay man who would usually be characterized as a "Bear" but who has no hair.
Person 1:"David is dating a Bear"
Person 2:"What?"
Person 3:"He's not dating a Bear, he's dating a Fuzzy Wuzzy."
Person 2:"Oh that makes more since, seeing as David hates hair."
by ambergoose April 24, 2010
a beastly man in every aspect
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?
by duexmachina September 10, 2009
An undercover vice cop.
When my new bud Tom busted me for possession with intent I said "shit, whatta fuzzy wuzzy!"
by Alain G May 28, 2008
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