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This is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. After it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of anal sex with your partner.
I performed the act of the Furry Wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.
by Furry Wizard July 10, 2008

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