Furney, Furny (fur-nee)
- Noun
Often found travelling together in clusters or groups, furnies are individuals whom work in the furniture moving industry. Like a gang, once you become a furnie, it is very hard to get out. Children of furnies often become furnies themselves. Furnies often smell bad and have drinking and/or drug problems. Furnies also have an abnormally high divorce rate.
Person 1: Hey do Bob and his son work together?

Person 2: Yeah the poor guys are furnies. Bob got into it when he was younger and now his son is stuck.
by Fernie mover March 3, 2011
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it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
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There's a lot of furni in this building.
by Tobubas June 10, 2022
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1: When one rips a fully packed bong bowl or glass blunt in one unbelievably legendary fucking toke.
2: Another word to express how uncomfortably stuffy & humid the room is
3: When a vehicle over heats
4: When one makes another feel as worthless as dirt
1: Here we go!!! {Legendary Toke} Air Whistles through piece Exhales} Coughs Fuck ya, I straight furnied that ho
2: Turn that A/C on this room's gettin all furnied and shit nigga
3: No No NO NO NOOOO!!! Fuck!!.... I'm in the middle of traffic and this muthafucka just furnied!! GREAT!!
4: Duuuuude Joseph just straight the fuck up got furnied by his bae bruh
by 420 FRIENDS December 26, 2017
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The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
by Stangchick67 November 10, 2009
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