by fishmonger July 29, 2005
Funnel means to be having fun while under an influence; Alchohol, Marijuana ect. This use of the word is derived from the act of funneling a beer. The original term was used primarily for intoxication via alchohol, but the word has since then been changed to primarily refer to intoxication caused by Marijuana. Intoxication by way of Alchohol is now known as Original Funnel, to respect the origins of the word.
by SchmidtB April 22, 2008
by don May 31, 2004
by Wrath January 5, 2003
A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.
initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal
At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.
initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal
At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017
The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020